Thursday, September 25, 2008

I've Jumped...


Jobu is coming to you live from Sliders, a lovely Sports bar & grill in Berlin, Ct. (Jobu’s hotel does not get SNY on the TV.) Jobu is a little angry as the Mets can’t close out this season and get a trip into the playoffs. Can they win ONE game? Sweet Lou Piniella served last nights game (9/24) up on a platter and they couldn’t close it out. Pedro Martinez is a mess. He hasn’t pitched well in 2 years. Stick a fork in him, he’s DONE! Last night (9/24) was not the Pigpens fault. That goes to the inept offense. In fact the offense is extremely offensive, as in stinks!! In the 7th, 8th, and 9th the Mets had a man on 3rd and they couldn’t get him home. That is just incredible. All we are asking for is a quail, a Texas leaguer; a ground ball with eyes….hell even a sac fly to the outfield would have done it. Now I know this isn’t last year and we shouldn’t dwell, but if Omar gets a contract extension, then Jerry gets one too. Omar gave Jerry the inferior parts and this team is horrible…Where’s the pitching? Pelfrey & Johan…that’s it!!! The payroll is at $137,391,376 million, and this is what the Fans get…Jobu has jumped from the ledge of MetsFan73.

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