Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Meet The New Nuke LaLoosh



David Wright should be banned from talking to the press. He is nothing more than a corporate mouth-piece, and the more he talks, the more he sounds like Nuke LaLoosh , Tim Robbins character in the baseball classic, Bull Durham .

These quotes are from Today's Daily News :

On the Mets chances in the second half:


"It gives us some momentum and, more importantly, some confidence going into the second half. I'm excited the way we swung the bats and got some big hits, took some walks, (got) some big RBI."

"Of course. That's why we go out there and play the games. Hopefully everybody feels the same. Go out there, get rested up and get some of the guys on the DL back and make a nice run."



On the acquisition of Jeff Francoeur:


"Anybody that comes in and gets hits is going to help this offense out," Wright said. "We've all seen first hand what he can do when he's hot. Hopefully he can find his stroke and (be) be a new beginning for him."

David Wright needs a Crash Davis to better advise him. He is so Milquetoast that it's nauseating. I am pleading with not only the NY media, but media all over the country - do not seek out David Wright for a quote. Just go to the Bull Durham script , and insert some of Nuke LaLoosh's quotes. They are exactly the same. Remember David, breathe through your eyes!

2 comments:

Long Island Met Fan said...

anytime we can use a bull durham reference its a good day..!!
Wright is a suck up..he checked his ....at the door. He needs to grow a ny pair.

metsfan73 said...

Are you telling me that his onions have been diced? LOL!